nicki just told the whole world michael got a dick a bigger than the Eiffel tower damn that penis promo tho

me about Zach preseason: oh god he looks like an asshole
me about Zach when bb16 started: oh my god what an asshole
me about Zach now: oh my god i'm in love with this asshole

Zach, there’ll be more room for your clothes if you just step out of the closet. Ziiiiiiing! - My sister *Zingbot voice* (via zankiefever)

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relationship goal: a relationship

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it scares me that you never know what someone is thinking or feeling towards you and everything that they say could be one massive lie

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do you ever just smell an old perfume, or hear an old song, or pass an old hangout spot and kinda break inside for a couple minutes

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